we thought we had pretty good beer radar but we completely whiffed on the KISS destroyer beer.
all things considered, it looks like we were pretty lucky to miss this. check out these reviews.
2.03/5 rDev -22.5%
look: 2.5 | smell: 2 | taste: 2 | feel: 2 | overall: 2
Smelling of butter and straw.
Sweet cheap bread, some butter and some dried grass.
Very boring, no profile. The only thing it destroys is good taste.
2.48/5 rDev -5.3%
look: 2 | smell: 3 | taste: 2.5 | feel: 2.5 | overall: 2
S: Sweet malts, some faint corny notes. Some bitter hops, and strangly enough; cherries.
T: Light taste, kind of artificial bitterness with sweet malts. The cherries are still present but more like detergent.
O: The label states; “The hottest beer in the world” – man the world must be very cold…
|1.6 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20Bootlegger007 (64) – AUSTRALIA – DEC 10, 2014Hottest beer on earth – I think not, rather tasteless, light oily body, low carbonation acidic on the palate, not a true reflection of a Pale Lager1.3 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 4/20Lowenbrau (2129) – Asturias, Oviedo, SPAIN – NOV 26, 2014330ml bottle @Cimmeria, Oviedo. 26-11-2014.
BBD: not found, blank space in the label….(who cares anyway)
In short: crap lager..1.5 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20FatPhil (9586) – Tallinn, ESTONIA – NOV 22, 2014330ml bottle – Helsinki
Sweet pale lager aroma. Baad, baad baad taste. Shitty lager. even when packed round with snowl to cool it, it’s nasty2.5
AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 9/20
SperkeleForce (608) – FINLAND – NOV 15, 2014
Bottle 33 CL. Golden with white lacing head. Notes of grass, grains, malts. Pretty bulk feeling.
AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 12/20
Beerhunter111 (8238) – Hasborn, GERMANY – OCT 20, 2014
Klare dunkelgoldene Farbe, ordentliche weiße Schaumkrone. Geruch getreidig, malzig, wässrig. Geschmack fruchtig malzig, getreidig, leicht hopfig.
we don’t speak german, not sure what beerhunter111 had to say.
it’s pretty clear from this picture only 2 guys are really into it. the other two are just picking up a paycheck. this might not even be the real kiss, maybe it’s some random guys dressed up like kiss. come to think of it, that kiss logo looks off too. gene simmons would never let that happen, he would sue for damages. he sues everybody.
these are pretty expensive kiss dolls although with abs like that they should really call them action figures. we just realized every kiss doll (aka action figure) costume suit has a design element that points directly to their crotch. 3 are literally arrows and the other one is a big leather jockstrap. horrifying.
they have a grateful dead beer too. we actually had this. it was pretty good. it didn’t taste anything like pot or patchouli (although it probably should ).